Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML
Today, I turned 30 years old. My dad, the only living relative I have, gave me a call. Not to wish me a happy birthday, but to tell me about “a hot piece of ass” he nailed at the senior center last night. FML
Meet a tall handsome monk and fall in love and make babies.
Neil Gaiman (via littlemiss)
Tapi kalau cinta Neil Gaiman?